The CFO is some Trump look-and-act-alike who cooks the office pancakes once a year with the enthusiasm of the Donald doing minority outreach (“the best pancakes are made in the Yieldmo kitchen. I love employees!”)
Meanwhile, the CEO roams the office like he’s on an invisible Segway, stopping by your desk to mime shooting you in the head with an invisible shotgun. (seriously he does this)
The CTO hisses when exposed to light or personality.
Each day at Yieldmo is like being sent to work in your parents’ basement to play Magic the Gathering with Steve Urkel, except Urkel’s taking his role waaay too seriously and the board game’s throwing null pointer exceptions. Also, Steve Urkel’s white.
Oh, and as for HR? I’ve heard it exists but I’ve never seen any evidence. Rumor has it if you find an HR person at Yieldmo, he or she will immediately grant you three wishes, one of which is two weeks severance.