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Dear Former Employee, We firmly believe the world is too small a place for one of you, seemingly online review sites are ok with multiple. You are a special individual and bring a captivating uniqueness wherever you go, and we love you for that and your other defining qualities. I know you saw a long term future here - the business needed to keep things frictionless and easy. It wasn’t a fit, but came close to being something very special. Keep doing what you do, you’re a wonderful person. Thank you for your time here. A departure any less dramatic would be unbecoming and uncharacteristic.