Hey! Lucky you! Please read this before thinking of joining (especially business development department❌🚩) - Junior Business Developer LegalBison Employee Review

Ok, here come the best part: 1. No Benefits? Cool, So We’re Volunteering? "Ah yes, the classic ‘startup experience’—where your salary is exposure, and your benefits are ✨nothing✨. Parking? Insurance? Healthcare? Pfft, who needs those when you can have the privilege of working here? Multiple people raised this? Cute. Management’s response? Radio silence. Guess we’re all just here for the ✨vibes✨ and slayyyyy 💅" 2. Career Development? More Like Career Delusion "Business Developer, you say? Funny, because my job description seems to be ‘Professional Meeting Exclusion Expert.’ The company vision for Malaysia? Oh, it’s very clear—if by ‘clear’ you mean ‘written in invisible ink.’ But hey, why involve me in strategy when they can just exploit cheap labor and call it ‘global expansion’? Innovation!" 3. Promotions & Raises: The Corporate Bermuda Triangle "Performance reviews? Oh, you mean that mythical creature swore existed? Yeah, it vanished faster than MH370. Salary increments? Promotion paths? Nah, we operate on the surprise mechanics model—like loot boxes, but the only reward is disappointment." 4. The Business Development Circus *"Ah, the crown jewel of dysfunction. Welcome to the nuthouse, where: Guidance? LOL. You get Google and a prayer. Objectives? Changed weekly, because consistency is for losers. If they ever offered you any position relating to Business Development, DO NOT ACCEPT IT, for the sake of your own good. I repeat, DO NOT ACCEPT ANY BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT ROLES.