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Back to The Future - Exotic Dancer HSB SOLOMON ASSOCIATES Employee Review

1.0
3 Dec 2020
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Pros

Time travel is the concept of movement between certain points in time, analogous to movement between different points in space by an object or a person, typically with the use of a hypothetical device known as a "time machine" Solomon has worked very hard on developing this device and has found a way to move back in time. It is perpetually the 1980's at Solomon; this gives them a critical advantage over the competition, it makes Solomon a cutting edge place to work in the year 1989. The firm prides itself on a diversity, which starts and ends in the men's washroom ; they have three different air freshener scents to choose from! That's right three; Lavender, Lemon and a generic disinfectant fresh scent; take that Silicon Valley for perks . Another added pro is the leadership; the "leadership" is a walking MBA case study on how to stare at on on coming train and debate the velocity at which the train will pulverize you and render you dead. Average age of the staff is also a plus, most staff were around at the point in which the last great extinction happed and thusly are very knowledgeable about the origins of hydrocarbons. Want to safe place deny the realties of an evolving world join Solomon

Cons

If your not over the age of 60, male and don't use statin blockers, good luck advancing your career.

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Cons

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Cons

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