Pros
- Experience writing business intelligence programs using an abacus. - First-hand understanding of the role nepotism plays in business hierarchies. - CTO could be the host of a television conspiracy program. - Overall low level of management competence can inspire faith in one's own career. - Cubicles have very high walls, allowing you to sob in peace when you are overwhelmed by the lofty ineptitude of management. - Copious amounts of alcohol and ice cream with which to wash away your sorrows.
Cons
- Working with the proprietary technology stack is like being forced to massage the man from the Six Flags advertisements with exfoliating oils. - Dogmatic technical leadership that openly enjoys the bouquet of their own flatulence. - Hey, are you done yet?