Does Meta drug test
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Does Meta drug test
I barely ever get recruiters reaching out to me on LinkedIn. Been at D for 8 years now. Any tips?
Age 28, I have decided to move back home near a new job to save money. I am sick of spending $2,300 on rent every month for a 1 bedroom apartment in DC area. I am committing myself to 1 year living with family, and saving every penny I can and putting it towards a house down payment. Will be tough living with family in the home I grew up in, and I don't have the freedom and independence of living alone, but I decided in 10 years, I will likely be glad I did. Anyone else done something like this?
Just found out my new job will only require 1 day a week in office. The rest can be remote. Thank you god. Was really hoping for fully remote, but given the brutal current market and many other companies' more rigorous RTO policies, I feel lucky…
Anyone else struggling to get a new job? I’ve been in consulting for 10 years and funding it very hard to leave it. It’s been 6+ months and over 100 apps with no offers. I don’t know if this is normal now days or if I’m doing something wrong.
7 years out of undergrad (ivy league business program), ~4 years in MBB, then ~2 years on the internal strategy team at a major philanthropy, now ~6 months in strategic partnerships at a startup. Got an L4 offer for Strategic Partner Manager at Google. Didn’t know about leveling when I applied and probably should’ve targeted L5. It’s a meaningful paycut ($205k, $155k options) Google Y1 ~$230k vs current ~$275k Base: $155 (current $205) Bonus: 15% Equity: $105k Sign on bonus: $15k Thoughts?
They only allow amphetamines. Most of their workforce is on Adderall or Vyvanse.
It’s true
If you don’t test positive for shrooms, you probably aren’t going to cut it tbh
No.
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Now I’m thinking, how do you piss in a virtual cup? Is there some suit you have to wear that you piss in and it comes out digitally in the meta verse? What if your avatar doesn’t have legs? Is doing amphetamines in the metaverse illegal? If you go to jail in the metaverse can you just log out and start a new player? So many questions…